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I am 27 years old, today. 24 feels like it was yesterday, but 26 feels like it was a million years ago. I don't know how to explain that. If my 10-year old self could see me now, he'd be pretty fucking disappointed. I'm not half the man I thought I'd be at this point.

I've got a roof, a birth family, some cats, a vanilla coke and a crunch bar. An online pal sent me a hilariously retarded picture as a gift. A couple of people remembered the date, and I ordered the entire Mass Effect trilogy online, used for $20, so I wouldn't have to give the retards at EA and BioWare any money.

I could do worse. I don't mean to be ungrateful. But I don't really care about much or feel good about anything anymore. And my birthday matters to me a lot less than my best friend's, anyway. And I'm going to miss hers again. And I'll miss it next year, and the year after that. I lost a big war against myself a long time ago, and that's the cost


After I'm finished Round 1 of :icontechnicoloroct:, I'm going to write two small pieces of :icondeviantdead: fan fiction.

An alternate ending and an alternate beginning. I dunno, just something that's been on my mind lately.

Fuck I'm tired

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hap hap birth i hope it goes well for you
and if it cannot be fantastic then i hope it can at least be close to fantastic
BombshellBoy 1 day ago  Professional Digital Artist
Hope you're having a happy birthday, bro~ :heart:
um! hello !!
im your opponent i just figured i would wish the best of luck to us both and i will try my best to put up a decent fight!
Thx for the fav, I'm glas you like it. If you like my work, check out my gallery !
kozispoon Jan 22, 2014  Student General Artist
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