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I see fan-art for this everywhere. If you think the Pony stuff is getting old, imagine what it would be like if it started years ago and it was still popping up with this frequency. I know at least one person on Trillian who keeps telling me I should read it, that I MUST read it, because it's like, so awesome bro. I'm supposed to believe that it has this huge, involving mythology and history, an iconic cast of characters and this epic story arc or something. But that it's also hilarious. Something you make two wikis for.
I finally give it a shot. And what do I get?
Some Milhouse and a clown or something. For at least 50 pages, it's just this. Nothing happens. Not one fucking thing of even passing significance to anything, ever. For FIFTY FUCKING PAGES, IT'S LIKE THIS.
I seriously had to stop and consider if this was just a new version of "Rick Rolling". I felt like the victim of a prank that never actually stops. But no one is stepping up and claiming I'd been trolled, or that I'd "lost the game". Do people actually ENJOY this? Are these the same people who gave 'The Smurfs' a $35 million opening weekend? It's like if Asthon Kutcher never actually jumped out from the bushes and proclaimed you had been Punk'd. If he just sat there, and watched misery play out into infinity.
Homestuck actually makes me angry. I even gave it another shot today, skipping through the crap I'd already seen, and I felt my precious time on Earth being stolen from me. Try to imagine what something must be to be called a waste of time, by a guy who doesn't regret the half-hour he spent making a Wreck-Gar Plz icon.
I get nothing out of it. I don't get to derive joy from it and be a part of a group of like-minded individuals and share fanart and stuff. There's nothing I can even make fun of here. It's not even amusing in a juvenile way, like the previous comics by the same guy. Reading it is like being haunted by the ghosts of all of the minutes I could have spent masturbating.
Maybe it's just the fact that it was oversold to me. It's like being tasked with eating a 600-foot long placenta, but being assured that "about 200 feet in, it turns into Skittles". Maybe I've just been misinformed about its status as a dramatic story arc, and it's actually supposed to be some meta-black comedy something or other I'm too stupid to figure out. And maybe it does get better, and you can all cry hypocrisy and frottage each other and feel like you belong to something special that I just don't understand, man.
Fine.
But speaking as a man who has a lot of experience being bad at making webcomics, I feel I have the authority to say the following:
If you can't advance your story, develop your characters or even make your comic interesting in the first 50 pages, you're bad at storytelling. Fucking Dragonball Z didn't take this long to get to the point. And I'm supposed to plow through it, for what? So I can eventually join a fanbase even the guy recommending this comic to me thinks is toxic?
I'm sorry, but even I don't have that much Asperger's, and I've sat through most of 'Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood'.
EDIT: Whoops. Accidentally linked to a comic that isn't ass up there. Sorry about that, everyone.
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~A.H.
I finally give it a shot. And what do I get?
Some Milhouse and a clown or something. For at least 50 pages, it's just this. Nothing happens. Not one fucking thing of even passing significance to anything, ever. For FIFTY FUCKING PAGES, IT'S LIKE THIS.
I seriously had to stop and consider if this was just a new version of "Rick Rolling". I felt like the victim of a prank that never actually stops. But no one is stepping up and claiming I'd been trolled, or that I'd "lost the game". Do people actually ENJOY this? Are these the same people who gave 'The Smurfs' a $35 million opening weekend? It's like if Asthon Kutcher never actually jumped out from the bushes and proclaimed you had been Punk'd. If he just sat there, and watched misery play out into infinity.
Homestuck actually makes me angry. I even gave it another shot today, skipping through the crap I'd already seen, and I felt my precious time on Earth being stolen from me. Try to imagine what something must be to be called a waste of time, by a guy who doesn't regret the half-hour he spent making a Wreck-Gar Plz icon.
I get nothing out of it. I don't get to derive joy from it and be a part of a group of like-minded individuals and share fanart and stuff. There's nothing I can even make fun of here. It's not even amusing in a juvenile way, like the previous comics by the same guy. Reading it is like being haunted by the ghosts of all of the minutes I could have spent masturbating.
Maybe it's just the fact that it was oversold to me. It's like being tasked with eating a 600-foot long placenta, but being assured that "about 200 feet in, it turns into Skittles". Maybe I've just been misinformed about its status as a dramatic story arc, and it's actually supposed to be some meta-black comedy something or other I'm too stupid to figure out. And maybe it does get better, and you can all cry hypocrisy and frottage each other and feel like you belong to something special that I just don't understand, man.
Fine.
But speaking as a man who has a lot of experience being bad at making webcomics, I feel I have the authority to say the following:
If you can't advance your story, develop your characters or even make your comic interesting in the first 50 pages, you're bad at storytelling. Fucking Dragonball Z didn't take this long to get to the point. And I'm supposed to plow through it, for what? So I can eventually join a fanbase even the guy recommending this comic to me thinks is toxic?
I'm sorry, but even I don't have that much Asperger's, and I've sat through most of 'Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood'.
EDIT: Whoops. Accidentally linked to a comic that isn't ass up there. Sorry about that, everyone.
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~A.H.
Free Palestine
DeviantArt being pro-genocide is... you know what, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Bersnork
I've been writing fan-fiction of the game "Monster Prom" for about a year now. It's been my quarantine project. Something to maintain my sanity. I've been burned-out on it for a couple of months though. Same thing happened to me with Technicolor OCT: I reached a point that felt insurmountable and it was so demoralizing. And then I play video games and sulk about it. My Dad died on November 27, 2020. Then it was a couple of months of toothache so painful I needed advil for breakfast, lunch and dinner until I could get a tooth yanked out. I was seriously worried that I would never wake up from the anesthetic. I tried to write just enough that people could have an ending just in case I didn't make it. I didn't want to end up like that Berserk guy. 30 years working on something and he never bothered to write that shit down somewhere. Not even a quick post-it note summary. I'm 35 years old. My Dad made it to 70. If I live as long as he did, then that means I'm middle-aged. My brain sees
Technicolor OCT: Teh Edn
#TechnicolorOCT (https://www.deviantart.com/technicoloroct)
Here's how I would have ended it:
The thing with Trucube pointing a gun at the other toon cliffhanger? He would have aimed the gun at Battsy instead.
He'd pull the trigger and... water would come out. She'd get soaked, and then realizing it's not bullets, the stream would lessen and weaken and soften like a dying erection once Trucube stopped squeezing the trigger. The idea is that Battsy just needed to see if one of them would pull the trigger at all, so that they wouldn't hesitate when it came time to assassinate the Mayor later. With an actual gun. She was actually going to let them both live, it was just a test.
B
rust
Failing to finish the technicolor oct stuff I was trying after the tourney ended is an enormous failure on my part. At the same time, I can't control when everything I draw is so bad that it frustrates and discourages me from drawing for weeks or months at a time.
I wonder if I should just write up a summary of how I would have ended it. It's years after anyone noticed or cared anymore.
I mean, nobody is on deviantart anymore either.
who the hell am I even talking to anymore?
why is this important enough for me to feel bad about it but not enough to be able to do it right??
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I felt the same way as you. But seriously. 50 pages and you give up? I am a very lazy person but I kept reading. And now I LOOOOOOOOVE it. Before you go judging Homestuck actually read up to at 5?